SF Dyke March Board

Who’s Up for This…?

Allegedly known for charm, a cutting sarcastic wit, and a steadfast commitment to queer chaos. Runs entirely on Northern California’s finest weed and massive dildo energy—don’t ask about the wattage. Whisperer of cats. Agitator of hornets. A real bio will appear here eventually. Maybe.

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For the moment, this space will assert that I am the greatest board member alive, inventor of big dyke energy, breaker of bottlenecks, and the reason Wi-Fi works during the march. Powered entirely by Earl Grey tea. Real information coming soon.